Granted. That particular day doesn't happen, because my nuclear missile vaporized you before any of it could happen.
I wish the price of gold is one dollar per ounce.
You know PacBrad... the last time I check this thread was called wish CORRUPTER. Not 'grant peoples wishes.'
And I didnt get what you meant by '..plastic MacBooks continuing' you mean you those plastic MacBooks to keep getting produced or what? You make no sense. Whatever. Granted you explode.
I wish for bottle of cyanide....hmm I wonder were this is going....
Granted, but you get hydroxocobalamin mixed with it, both react, and you quit having cyanide.
I wish for a bottle of gifs.
Granted. It's the skeleton of a megalon shark, which is extinct.
I wish I was on the game show "Let's make a deal."
Granted. It splices genes with that of a killer bee, and you have 2 of man's greatest enemies as your pet (bees + sharks = wish corrupted)
I wish PacBrad would actually grant and then corrupt people's wishes (he is only granting them as dulix pointed
out)
Granted, you only win ZONK! prizes though.
Someone corrupt my wish