Someone accedentely spills a drink all over me making me snap out of it.

The next person visits a zoo and falls into a pit of gorillas

I manage to reflect the sound waves away, so I'm not affected enought to be put in a trance.

The next person is being exposed to the redirected trance music.

However, you missed by only an inch, causing you to accidentally kick the steel lamp post next to where I'm standing. The pole fell and crushed you to death.

The next person was shot through the head by a proton beam traveling near the speed of light.

A blackhole comes in the way.

The next user is teleported at the bottom of the ocean

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 I drink all the sea water because I am spongebob.

the next person has a virus that is unstoppable.

I find out about the virus, and destroy it using SCP-500.

The next user accidentally breaks the outer sphere of SCP-123.

But I am hanging onto SCP-225-2 As it flies away So I am pulled from the black Hole.

Your entire town has been contaminated with SCP-008 and you don't have a shotgun.

I hide in a vented 5-inch thick 10m x 10m x 10m titanium box full of uncontaminated surplusses until the breakout has been neutralized.

The next user gets trapped in the same box alone with an irritated Chuck Norris.