but, its operated by canadians... they can't be dumb D:
you learned how to write in here, but you couldn't write out there
It doesn't break, but the left over bacteria infects your ears, and you end up living in a hospital for the rest of your college/highschool/middleschool/career career
I wish I had an canadian accent, eh?
Granted, you receive one, but it was stolen, which got you banned.
I wish I thought of wishing a wish about not wishing this!
Granted, but you cause an infinite logic loop in your mind rendering you incapable of complex thought.
I wish I was able to hurry up and finish learning russian.
Granted, gave you a powerfull mind capable of learning everything in 1 second. Unfortunatly it was so fast that all the logics inside it gave error, causing your head to explode.
I wish I was able to travel in time (this one is very very very very very easy).