@Yeungers (View Post)
Your wish is granted but you are stuck in a time loop and to get yourself out of it you shoot yourself.


I wish I was better at soccer

@Alistair3900 (View Post)
You kick the ball so hard it explodes and kills you.

I wish that a wish was granted under the circumstance that this one isn't unless the other wish hasn't either but until a third wish is granted neither will be until the first in denied or the third wish is requesting a fourth and the fourth is to pass the other three wishes all of which will happen only if none of them wishes for a unspecified circumstance or a fifth wish unless the fifth wish rules out the other four in order to create a more significant wish of which may contain all the previous four wishes or the creation of a sixth however none of which will happen under the circumstance that there will be no more than seven wishes of all of which are present in this wish or the seventh which will be to have all the wishes granted.

You confuse the wish fairy, who just gives you a puppy.
I wish I had a kitten, an' my kitten wuz cute, an' furry, an' it was the best kitten ever.

Pity it was a lion and ate you.

I wish that JH-Darkfires computer goes
blue-screen (why am I so obsesed with screens?)

@robertfraser (View Post)
your skin glows into 10 different colors every second. your skin also changes into 10 geometric shapes per second.

i wish i had a plasma cannon.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
Ummm
REPLY TO MY WISH
NOT MY QUSETION
thx

@robertfraser (View Post)
make it more clear , and stop using caps. you will lose if i scream BANANA in caps.

@EqualsThree (View Post)
It is so complex that you do not realize that you were holding it the wrong way when you fire, the blast vaporizes you.

I wish that everyone would use proper spelling and grammar.

@code1949
They do, but everything implodes because the balance of the universe is tipped.

I wish that this wish could never be corrupted and that absolutely nothing could go wrong at all to damage or hurt or destroy or do anything to anyone, and that this thread was locked RIGHT NOW.

@cctvdude99 (View Post)
No wishing for a wish to be corrupted.
:P