@billion57 (View Post)
You eat Ohio.

I wish for insight into the world of magic.

@R3APER (View Post)

 Granted. Your brain corrupts itself due to all of the insight, and you die.

 

I wish that I had a one-way trip into the Earth's inner core.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. He corrupts it, but then he throws you into a pool of molten iron.

 

I wish that I could make a new alloy composed of iron and the melted remnants of PacBrad.

Huh?

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I wish I understood what PacMan just said.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. You recieve them, but each one has the mass of the Sun. Have a happy time inside the black hole.

 

I wish that I could put PacBrad on a rocket and launch him into a comet.

@PacBrad (View Post)

 You recieve them, but they pull you into a universe where life is impossible.

 

I wish that I could send PacBrad to jail.