Granted, but you get hit by a truck D:

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I wish I had a shotgun

granted, it has been SHOT, and there are no shells left
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I wish I had an oreo that would re-appear every time i ate it
EDIT: crap....I guess ill corrupt yours too then, it it like one big bullet or a bunch of little ones?

Granted. You eat it, but it reappears in the form of a goey mix of cookie and stomach acid.

 

I wish that the Powder Toy had every actinide element in it, and they were all very useful.

Granted, but the addition of those elements cause massive amounts of lag on tpt.

 

 

I wish I could easily remember the six rules for the differentiation of trigonometric functions

@DarkSpirit1293 (View Post)
Granted, but you are put in jail for life or using big words.

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I wish for a slave to do all my work while i sit and play the computer all day getting fat.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. The slave comes into your house in the middle of the night and poisons you.

 

I wish that I had a nuclear powered laptop.

@Michael238 (View Post)
Granted, but your dog eats it and blows up on you.
Also, your corruption is faulty: i wouldnt let my slave have a way in my house, for it would be chained up in my neighbors basement with unavoidable trip mines surrounding him.

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I wish i was bullet proof.

@AngrySpam (View Post)

 Granted. You're not antimatter proof though, so I shoot you with that.

 

I wish that I had my own Large Hadron Collider.