You reach for the cord, but realize it's not a cord, it's the tail of an asp.

then you realise the potato is radioactive and your skin starts flaking from your hands!!

^random, there was no potato?

yeah there was page 6
any way
Luckily there was an escape hatch just above the potatoe and you climbed out realising you were in the mad hatters teaparty.

You then think 'This is stupid'. You wake up in a small room with a crack in one wall.

@Dragonfree97 That is HILARIOUS!!! lolololol

Hmm then the crack starts to glow and

Your mom apears and says "have you been eating crack" you reply "no way have I been eating crack, but there is this bloody anoying crack in the wall", you mom then says "hmmmmm you must learn the way of the force" before she floats out the roof.

hmm you decide to stop taking crack and stp through the crack ( in the wall -_- )

The controls are rigged with explosives