@EqualsThree (View Post)

 Granted. Your head implodes, instead of exploding. (they are completely different.)

 

I wish I lived at the edge of the universe.

@michael238 granted but you end up going insane from being alon for so long and kill urself. __________________ @Equalsthree scientists abduct you and preform surgery on ur skull to figure out how you know so much. you die during the proceedure.________________ i wish i knew how to program

Edit: Nvm

ahhhgghh!!!!!!!! the posts are all messed up.

@jjbagley (View Post)
Granted except its a programming language that can't be compiled

I wish for the ability to control night and day all at once.

@R3APER (View Post)

Granted. The world explodes from trying to rotate at different speeds at once.

 

 I wish that I glowed in the dark, the glow being a blue color.

Granted. It was a radioactive glow. I will quote from asdfmovie:

YOUR DEAD TO ME

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I wish it would hellishly rain travelocity gnomes

@Citopow (View Post)

 Granted. They rain on you, and you only.

 

Now, to finish the corruption, I wish that a travelocity gnome the size of the Statue of Liberty would crash into Citopow's house at meteoritic velocity.