@PacBrad (View Post)

 Granted. I place you in a nuclear reactor as a neutron moderator.

 

I wish I could irradiate PacBrad with gamma rays.

Granted. he turns into a mutated freak and eats you.___________________________i wish i could see what happens when @PacBrad gets irradiated.

@jjbagley (View Post)

 Granted. I irradiate him for you and give him to you after mutating him.

 

I wish I had a gamma ray emitter that I could not be harmed by.

Granted. The power drives you insane and you smash it with a sledgehammer.

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I wish for a gun that shoots depleted plutonium.

@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. You accidentally shoot me with the plutonium, which causes a mutation, so I hunt you down and kill you with my radioactivity.

 

I wish for a gun that shoots pure unbihexium. (element 126)

@Michael238 (View Post)

 Depleted plutonium=Not radioactive.

@pullerrush (View Post)

 All isotopes of plutonium are radioactive, not just Pu-239, which is the fissile isotope.

@Michael238 (View Post)
You're gun becomes over-radioactive and kills you

I wish I had telekinesis

Granted. Your head explodes.

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I wish I could travel 2 years into the future.

Granted, but you land on yo mama!

 

I wish for a new letter in the mail.