You want to see germs, so you shrink to Bubonic Plague size and the plague infects and eats you.

 

I wish I gave Nab a lawn gnome

Your wish explodes, because i have NO IDEA who Nab is... I wish for all the wishes below me to corrupt themselves.

Granted, My wish is above yours on the awesomeness ladder.

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I wish for a time machine that could only bring me to a safe time.

That's a hard one to corrupt...

After he's banned he comes back(again)

 

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I wish I was the person who invented the silicon chip.

It is accepted, then the mods change their mind and remove it.

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I wish I could embed TPT into my website.

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 Granted. The website uses so much bandwidth it crashes the entire internet.

 

I wish I was an atom.

Granted. You are in a nuclear reactor that then splits you.

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I wish I was a ball of living Phosphorus.

@pullerrush (View Post)

 Granted. I expose you to air and you ignite.

 

I wish I was a chunk of living Uranium-238.