@Michael238 (View Post)

 Granted, but then you reach 18 and become homeless.
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I wish i had wished.

Granted, but since you didn't specify what you wish you had wished for, I give you some radioactive ununoctium which gives you radiation poisoning.

I wish that gas prices were cheaper.

@boxmein (View Post)

 You end up on My Little Pony.

I wish that the Powder Toy had parallel universes.

@mr--slashlash!208591Antimatter would explode... LOOK IT UP!

@OnTheToilet (View Post)

 Granted. Your chair doesn't squeak. It collapses instead.

I wish for a bottle of pure radon.

@OnTheToilet (View Post)

 You find the screwdriver in the vending machine at work along with your pen, wallet. and cell phone.