I wish I could stop constipating. (is this a good wish?)

Granted, your butt explodes.

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I wish i knew what was lurking in my basement.

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Awwwww :(

Well, at least the hole is ... umm, wider. I can do it easier now!! Can I make another wish?

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 You go down to find out... in your last second of life you discover it is a man-eating alien.

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I wish that the next post will have the word "Jupiter" in it.

Granted, but everyone forgots (including you) how to spell Jupiter.

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I wish my house has legs.

Granted, but while you went out shopping once, your house ran away from you.

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I wish I had all the answers to my homework.

Granted, but before you can, you had an accident and your hands had to be cut off. (amputated)

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I wish my house can witstand a supernova.