@EqualsThree (View Post)

 I did, 27 posts ago! :P

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I wish that somebody would invent a program to convert 16-bit .exe files into 64- or 32-bit.

@boxmein (View Post)

 Instead you wrote a program that replaces "Discussions" with IRC!!

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I wish that my computer had a 32GB processor instead of 4GB and that that does not affect any of my files in a negative way (e.g. corrupting them, deleting them, etc...).

@Nab1929 (View Post)

 It derails, crashes into a nuclear power station and blows up, throwing you into a pile of radioactive waste.

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I wish I replaced the CPU and got 32GB RAM. (I have a backup on a portable hard drive of all my files and programs :P)

Granted, but the CPU explodes.

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I wish i can defy gravity.

@Finalflash50 (View Post)

 Granted. You are unable to cough, and your throat fills up with infectious fluids, and you die.

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I wish that the walk around my neighbourhood made more sense. (It's more downhill than uphill, I'm convinced there's a wormhole or something)

@coryman (View Post)

Granted. The track has more uphill areas and you are so happy you walk around until you faint.

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I wish that what I wished for stopped exploding.

Granted, but it implodes, instead.

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I wish i make hammers.