The Powder Toy

boxmein

@Nab1929 (View Post)
Your post was on the 499th page.
I wish my post wasn't on the 500th page.

Nab1929

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coryman

Granted. You were so uncaring, you seize to exist.

I wish that I could go back in time and prevent myself from making this wish.

billion57

You go back in time and shoot yourself. I'm too tired for paradoxes, so you just die.

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I wish I was on the 346579823419256th page of this.

boxmein

@billion57 (View Post)
Instead you were on the first page, the original poster. Yaay.

I wish Github for Windows detected file changes for me.
(For now, I have to commit the changes via command line)

Nab1929

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PacBrad

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Nab1929

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meep2000

Granted. Pinkie Pie steals it from you and drinks it. Then suffocates you with a cake.

I wish I could compress time. Can you say take an 8 hour nap in 5 minutes? :D

CAC-Boomerang

@meep2000 (View Post)

Congratulations, you now have the ability to compress time. However due to this, you find it extremely hard to cope with as you cannot uncompress time, and you die in 7 hours instead of 70 years.

(I cannot believe this has gotten to 500 pages :/)
I wish that this post has a plus sign in it.

*plus sign deleted by @Nab1929*

Wish corrupter.