@PacBrad (View Post)
Grante, it blows up and we cheer

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I wish i had a red button that spawns a piece of cheese in my hands ^.^

@PacBrad (View Post)

Granted! A package arrives in your mail. Unfortunately you discover $2,000,000 worth of illegal drugs, and the police arrest you for possession of drugs soon after.

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I wish I could learn languages more efficiently :/

@PacBrad (View Post)

 HELL YES!

Granted! But you are trapped inside an ice bloon!

 

I wish I was the monkey from Bloons! (http://ninjakiwi.com/Games/Bloons-Games/Play/Bloons2.html)

@PacBrad (View Post)

Granted. It has a virus.

 

I wish that there was a game called Sim Solar System.