You get one. Catelite comes over and throws it in a fire.

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I wish for things to be downloaded into my brain like in The Matrix.

But you download a virus that doesn't kill you but makes you run windows 98 with 1 meg of ram...

I wish that I could win this reading contest at my library and get a new netbook.

You got more Flipz White Fudge covered pretzels and got so fat from eating them that you explode.

I wish that TPT is in 3d.

Granted. It becomes 3d, but your screen cannot display it.

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I wish that I could rule the world with an Iron fist and a vast nuclear arsenal.

Granted, but when you find out the reason is so disturbing you go insane.

I wish I could come up with really good comebacks really quickly that people are just like 'Woah.. better not mess with this guy!'

Granted, but someone else does something ever more awesome.

i wish my can of Coke could refill itself.

EDIT: with Coke

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 It refills itself, but it wont stop refilling. It floods your house and you drown in Coca-Cola...

I wish for laughs.