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  • xetalim     29th May 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    <Xetalim> but jacob1 let crackbot come back:(
    <Shnyrmadi> lol
    <jacob1> cracker64 hasn't been here much recently, so that's why Crackbot isn't
    <Xetalim> CRACKER64, COME HERE OR I KILL YA
    <Shnyrmadi> crackbot comes here?
    * You are now known as Crackbot
    <Crackbot> i`ll play as crackbot
    <jacob1> ...
    <jacob1> no bots here
    <Crackbot> oh
    * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (no bots here - Kicked 1 time (1 by jacob1))
    * Now talking on #powder
    <Xetalim> :O
    * Shnyrmadi is now known as CrackBot`
    <CrackBot`> totally not a bot
    * StewieGriffin has kicked CrackBot` from #powder (no bots here - Kicked 1 time (1 by jacob1))
    * CrackBot` (*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.*) has joined
    * StewieGriffin has kicked CrackBot` from #powder (no bots here - Kicked 2 times (2 by jacob1))

     

     

    <Xetalim> $kban mniip spamspamspambanbanbanana
    <Xetalim> idk
    <Xetalim> why i just typed that
    <jacob1> that's weird
    <jacob1> $kban jacob1 1 test
    * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@Powder/Developer/jacob1
    * StewieGriffin has kicked jacob1 from #powder (test - Kicked 19 times (19 by jacob1) (Ban duration 0:00:01))
    * jacob1 (jacob1@Powder/Developer/jacob1) has joined
    * ChanServ gives voice to jacob1
    * StewieGriffin removes ban on *!*@Powder/Developer/jacob1

    <Xetalim> you banhammer suicided

    <Xetalim> lets have a moment of silence

     

    xasInduction> $spam what did this do?
    <jacob1> $channel enable spam
    <StewieGriffin> jacob1: Done
    <Xetalim> TexasInduction, it bans you
    <mniip> TexasInduction, you need your own nick
    <TexasInduction> huh
    <Xetalim> look
    <Xetalim> jacob1, unban me pls
    <Xetalim> $spam Xetalim
    <jacob1> no
    * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/xetalim
    * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (#powder 3600 SPAMBAN! - Kicked 5 times (2 by Xetalim) (Ban duration is perma.))
    >jacob1< unban?
    * Cannot join #powder (You are banned).
    * Cannot join #powder (You are banned).
    * Cannot join #powder (You are banned).
    * Cannot join #powder (You are banned).
    * Cannot join #powder (You are banned).
    * Now talking on #powder
    <Xetalim> :)
    <jacob1> ):
    <Xetalim> now guys
    <Xetalim> dont type ¨$spam <yourownnickname)¨
    <jacob1> $spam Xetalim
    * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/xetalim
    * You have been kicked from #powder by StewieGriffin (#powder 3600 SPAMBAN! - Kicked 6 times (2 by jacob1) (Ban duration is perma.))

    dotdotdot

  • jacob1     29th May 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    You missed the troll query lol

    #powder:
    [14:41:03] <Xetalim> jacob1, unban me pls
    [14:41:06] <jacob1> no
    [14:41:06] <Xetalim> $spam Xetalim
    [14:41:07] * StewieGriffin sets ban on *!*@unaffiliated/xetalim
    [14:41:07] * StewieGriffin has kicked Xetalim from #powder (#powder 3600 SPAMBAN! - Kicked 5 times (2 by Xetalim) (Ban duration is perma.))
    [14:41:11] <mniip> (psst, don't unban)

    query:
    [14:41:28] <Xetalim>unban?
    [14:41:33] <jacob1> ?
    [14:41:34] <jacob1> ??
    [14:41:36] <jacob1> ???
    [14:41:36] <Xetalim>it was a example
    [14:41:40] <jacob1> ???????
    [14:41:40] <Xetalim>it was a example
    [14:41:45] <jacob1> !potato
    [14:41:45] * jacob1 is a potato
    [14:41:55] <Xetalim>dotdot
    [14:41:59] <Xetalim>just unban
    [14:42:01] <jacob1> dot
    [14:42:09] <Xetalim>i was explaining how it worked
    [14:42:23] <Xetalim>i am just that friendly
    [14:42:23] <jacob1> no comprendo
    [14:42:40] <Xetalim>eh
    [14:42:47] <Xetalim>y u no unban me?
    [14:43:38] <Xetalim>.
    [14:43:56] <jacob1> .
    [14:44:08] <Xetalim>be a good doggy and unban me:) (ignore message before this)
    [14:44:25] <jacob1> ok, I will ignore all your message and set an ignore on you
    [14:44:33] <Xetalim>nooo
    [14:44:37] <jacob1> yeeesss
    [14:44:51] <Xetalim>you just had to ignore 1 message
    [14:45:32] <jacob1> [14:45:29] <jacob1> $mode -b *!*@unaf?filiated/xetalim
    [14:45:32] <jacob1> [14:45:29] * StewieGriffin removes ban on *!*@unaf?filiated/xetalim
    [14:45:47] <Xetalim>you faked it.
    [14:45:53] <jacob1> no i didnt
    [14:46:00] <jacob1> lol
    [14:46:00] <Xetalim>* Cannot join #powder (You are banned).
    [14:46:36] <Xetalim>just
    [14:46:40] <Xetalim>$mode -b *!*@unaf?filiated/xetalim
    [14:46:53] <jacob1> $mode -b+b *!*@unaf?filiated/xetalim

    after second ban:
    [14:47:31] <Xetalim>................
    [14:47:36] <jacob1> ...........................................
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    [14:48:06] <Xetalim>. ......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
    [14:48:07] <Xetalim>..
    [14:48:23] <jacob1> $spam Xetalim
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    [14:48:54] <jacob1> lolol send queue limiting, you can't talk

    <insert 2 more minutes of dot spam here>
  • GreenFireDragon     29th May 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    What is going on in that IRC, btw how does it work I want it to.

  • jacob1     29th May 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=#powder

    it's just a way we can use to talk to each other
  • xetalim     31st May 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    [14:41:11] <mniip> (psst, don't unban)

    @mniip:you are kidding me? I thought we were friends:(

     

    * Now talking on #powder

    <Xetalim> hello

    <Doxin> Xetalim: whoop!
    <Xetalim> Doxin, wheep!
    <Doxin> wheep?
    <Xetalim> whoop?
    <Doxin> wheeze!
    <Xetalim> whooze!
    <Doxin> wharble!
    <Xetalim> whorble!
    <Doxin> wherble!
    <Xetalim> whurble!

     

    <Xetaway> Poorsoft, you here?
    <Poorsoft> Xetaway: yes
    <Xetaway> ok
    * You are now known as Xetalim
    * Poorsoft is now known as [ps]
    <Xetalim> ..
    <Xetalim> you arent here
    * You are now known as Xetaway
    * [ps] is now known as Poorsoft
    <Poorsoft> oh. i missed him
    * You are now known as Xetalim
    * Poorsoft is now known as [ps]
    * You are now known as Xetaway
    * [ps] is now known as Poorsoft
    * You are now known as Xetalim
    * Poorsoft is now known as [ps]
    * You are now known as Xetaway
    * SuinDraw is now known as shut the fuck up

     


    <MiningMarsh> everything is safe with a condom
    * You are now known as Xetalim
    * Xetalim slaps MiningMarsh with a condom
    <Xetalim> it is not safe
    <MiningMarsh> skydiving... with a condom.
    <MiningMarsh> wrestling bears.... with a condom
    <MiningMarsh> testing human reaction to extended radiation poisoning... with a condom.
    <Nibble> procreation testing
    <Nibble> with a condom
    <MiningMarsh> Do, if everything is safe with a condom?
    <MiningMarsh> does wearing two condoms make you immortal?
    <Quasialias> Is it safe?
    <jacob1> no
    <jacob1> $ban
    <jacob1> lol
    <MiningMarsh> jacob1: you can't ban me, I am wearing 50 condoms!
    <jacob1> $ban Minin?gMarsh
    * StewieGriffin sets ban on Minin?gMarsh!*

  • Box-Poorsoft     1st Jun 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • xetalim     1st Jun 2013 Member 0 Permalink

    @Box-Poorsoft (View Post)

     well

    that guy is  a troll

  • jacob1     2nd Jun 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    found on a list of the most said words in the channel, with the last person to use it:
    image


    http://ircstats.powdertoythings.co.uk/pisg/stats-powder-14.html
  • SuinDraw     2nd Jun 2013 Banned 0 Permalink
    This post is hidden because the user is banned
  • jacob1     3rd Jun 2013 Developer 0 Permalink
    [21:00:46] * Poorsoft is now known as [ps]|lunch
    [21:00:56] <iam4722202468> hehe
    [21:01:02] <iam4722202468> lunch???
    [21:01:52] <jacob1> timezones are just a myth created by the government as an excuse for stealing all the potatoes to use for nuclear weapons
    [21:02:09] <wolfmitchell> lol
    [21:02:16] <iam4722202468> that's an interesting theory
    [21:02:23] <jacob1> it's fact
    [21:02:28] <jacob1> not theory
    [21:05:07] <jacob1> $google potato nuclear weapons
    [21:05:08] <StewieGriffinSub> jacob1: Nuclear Weapon Mushroom Potato Chips – ??? ?????? ????? ...: <http://www.last.fm/music/%D0%9C%D0%BE%D0%B8+%D0%A0%D0%B0%D0%BA%D0%B5%D1%82%D1%8B+%D0%92%D0%B2%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%85/Nuclear+Weapon+Mushroom+Potato+Chips >; Supercomputers crunching potato chips, proteins and nuclear bombs: (1 more message)
    [21:05:15] <iam4722202468> lol

    [21:17:57] <iam4722202468> $google nuclear potato missile crisis
    [21:17:59] <StewieGriffinSub> iam4722202468: Cuban missile crisis: <http://www.jfklibrary.org/JFK/JFK-in-History/Cuban-Missile-Crisis.aspx >; Nuclear missile potato conspiracy theory: <http://images.wikia.com/fantendo/images/3/3e/Troll_Face.png >
    [21:18:05] <iam4722202468> there we go
    [21:18:12] <iam4722202468> you were just googling the wrong thing
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