You used FWRK instead of FIRW, and try to light it on fire inside my gut (dunno how you would do that). It burns my gut but I still live.

The next user ate VIRS and there is no SOAP/DMND.

There is no SOAP/DMND, but you didn't say there was to be no BCLN(SOAP).

Next user accidentally travels to the past and is being forced by pirates to walk the plank.

@Factorial, YOU JUST SAID NO TPT
TPT is a game.

I quit the game and live a normal life

Next user falls into a lava pit with nothing and no unreal things.

There's a wall between me and the lava.

The next user is teleported into the outskirts of the Great Red Spot on Jupiter.

@Factorial, What the heck do you mean by banned permanently banned?

And why is belugawhale not allowed to use TPT but you are?

And don't be insulting, because this is not a thread for insults.

@Factorial (View Post) Some random person prevents me from suiciding.

Next user is attacked by a swarm of bees and has no weapon, immortality or any other unreal stuff