I turn off the TV, stopping the psychological attack on me.

The next user ate a light bulb by mistake.

But, as I mentioned before, I am a robot who converts everything that I eat into usable energy.

The next user falls off a cliff. (s)he has nothing with them.

The gun was broken, the gun never fires, then I take my working cal 50 and kill the shoter.

Next user destroyed the Internet, all the world wants to kill him/her. No teletransport, travel out of the earth, make veryone forget it.

I'm done my homework, which I call "a piece of sh!t".

The next user accidentally steps on an armed bear trap.

My leg goes bye-bye, but I manage to crawl my way to an ambulance and get my life saved.

The next user is decapitated.

And there's nothing wrong with that.

The next user is about the be hit by the BAN HAMMER.