@dulix11 (View Post)
Granted! Nothing ever gets blocked in your nose ever again! Bad news, that also means your blood no longer clots, and you get a nosebleed and bleed to death.

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I wish for a haircut

granted but when you are getting you haircut, something scares the person cutting your hair...he then jabs the scissors into your scalp and you bleed to death :P

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I wish for 3 more wishes :P

Lol you cant wish for more wishes, so the divine gods of cheating shove you into a tiny box for eternity.

I wish for this page to stop its giving me a headache.

Lol that was my friend. I wish for a bucket of fried chicken, really spicy fried chicken!

2 wishes at once.....

Granted, you get a toothache after your headache is gone.

Granted....You get allergies and die.
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I wish this was youtube's national anthem :

@boxmein (View Post)
The TPT server crashes because of too much Rick Rolling.

I wish for Simon to mess to change the font of the forum to Comic Sans.

Granted. You're the only one who gets upset so it stays that way.

 

(I wouldn't be upset...)

 

I wish my sister would get home from work already. 10 minutes is a long time.

But it turns out that she is a zombie and kills you.

 

I wish my brothers acted normal.

You fall into your simple traps.

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I wish animals didn't smell so bad...