Granted. You fly into a Hurricane and die. Yes, I did capitalize that on purpose.
I'm not talking about weather. I'm talking about an old WWII-era plane.

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I wish I FIND and then COMPILE the most recent Gusanos fork because I've given up on modding TPT.

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Granted. You found it on some strange website, and it contained a virus that consumed all data in your computer. Even system 32.
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I wish for a math test that doesn't not have none of the answers incorrect.

You get all the questions correct and are taken off to a government research facility.

I wish I could keep up good grades.

Granted, you work with a nerd with you now.
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i wish i was Darth Vader (No hospital bills, please.)

You are killed trying to save Luke.

I wish I had a pet fire breathing cyborg unicorn.

@RAYZR- granted. It burns your house down, then melts into a puddle of lava from the heat.

I wish PT would only have good saves on front page.

The worst saves come back...

I wish I had an iPad with Angry Birds.

Granted, but you get it from a mysterious place for a bargain. It self destructs and you are blown to smithereens.

I wish I had an army of trained ninja monkeys.

Granted but it turns out they had rabies and bit someone, infected the whole world and humanity dies within days.
I wish I could never get a blocked nose.