Cockroach.

Next user is OH HOLY JIMBLES NO.

Please cease spamming.

The next user simply ceases to exist.

I disappear, but right after that, i simply cease to not exist.

Next user is blown up by a nuke that exploded and Damn IT Exploded!

I simply outrun the mob and get to safety.

The next user is run over by a 1000000000000000 ton truck going at 200kh/h.

And then my 2 parts are simply put together and i survive.

Next user falls on the infinite unknown.

But he's my friend so the punch is not strong.

Next user is kidnap by aliens and dismembered by them and its not imortal and is naked.