I have armour.

The next user fell off the top floor of a building.

It was a miniture model building...

next user is about to be killed by a shooting squad and dies of an adrenaline overdose instead, guns still fire

(its true you can die of fear, its happened)

Hello, Mine Turtle! Mine Turtle: Hello! *boom* *is saved*

Next user is living inside a game. And the game is deleted. And the trash can is emptied.

You didn't mention that the killer is so weak, when he tried to stab me, it hurt his hand too much and dropped the knife before it reaches my heart. I take the knife and begin stabbing him in the eyes.

The next user was the killer.

Fortunately, I [REDACTED].

Next user is STKM with no spawn, standing on whalezors oil planet. With a single DEST particle. And REPL. No hacking.

I am a console command. I remain in the log.

The next user was blown up.