@Factorial (View Post)

 I am a mutant human that is heat-resistant that is also neutron tollorant.

The next user cant post lame comments like me, and are upset for bein called a nerd. (remember that you dont have to kill someone, you can hurt them to)

I had a tragic car crash and the brain damage left me painless ^_^

next user is playing russian roulette with a charged capacitor(240v at 2200uf) and well fails to catch it corretly

too bad you didn't wear rubber gloves :P

(kind against what I said about gloves)

I am chuck norris(chuck norris can't kill chuck norris)

the next user chocked to death on the pill of immortality

(I thought the pill of immortality would be immortal!!! V_V)

turns out it was at 0 kelvin...

i'll be revived when chuck norris busts me out of it

until then... frozen... so yeah, just have to let it go...

the next user will faint when they see my beauty then impail themselves falling on a spike... 

I fell on paper spikes, they made a ton of cuts on my skin and, OW it hurts horribly, but i dont die.

 The next user's head explodes when trying to understand jward's lua scripts.