Punched in the heart with a sharp, 1m Indestructable knife without any equipment at 10 Miles per hour.

You didn't say anythign about the heart being normal so...

My heart is indestructible.

The next user is killed by Factorial.

There's a brick wall between me and him.

Teh necst usur iz ah grammer nezi.

The execution squad's guns jam and suddenly my lawyer bursts in and bails me out.

The next user is run over by a normal tank.

I slip into a small ditch, passing under the tank.

The next user is shot by the same tank.

There's a wall between me and the tank...

The next user is suffering from every single disease known to man.

I am immune to every single disease known to man

The next user is shot in the head with a pistol.

...I move out of the way?

The next is tied to a 1000kg block with an inderstructable rope and dropped into the Mariana Trench.