@EqualsThree: Granted,they did stop sending 50 notifications a day,but instead they send 50 notifications a second. >:D

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I wish I was the strongest being in the Universe

Granted,You did have air,but you didn't have water

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I wish the Earth rains french fries tomorrow.

Granted, but it rains GIANT french fries. You got squashed by one.
I wish i could shoot laser beams from my eyes.

Granted,but before you shoot the laser burns your eyes and you become blind forever.

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I wish I could control time.

You went to the point when the universe was forming, and teleported to a place near black hole. You got sucked in.
I wish i could make my house out of dirt like in Minecraft.

Granted,you can,but a creeper destroyed the house while you were sleeping.

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I wish I can breathe underwater.

granted, but you can only breathe water with a piece of pork within 30 meters of it.

@Firefreak11: You can't wish for 2 wishes. Pick 1.

@jonathang (View Post)
They are two parts of the same wish.

@firefreak11 (View Post)
Granted. The pizza is laced with Cantarella, you collapse onto you computer and wake up four hours later to find that your face short circuited the computer which corrupted the compiled code.

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I wish for more people to play TPT.