Fourtunally there was a lead wall between me and the nuke.

The next person got ran over by a train.

...A toy train.

The next user will be shot in the face in 3.... 2... 1...

Too late.

@HitlerSucks!

 Good thing I am wearing all-body bullet-proof armour.

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The next person gets splattered with 100,000 litres of hydrochloric acid.

Fortunately, the acid had a molarity of 0.00001, which is so dilute that it has no harmful effects.

The next user is hit by a gamma-ray burst. The intense heat from the blast instantly vaporizes you, regardless of shielding.

You stab my head with a plastic knife.

The next user is turned into a washing machine and spun to death lol.

I AM the washing machine. ~ I spin right round baby round round ~.

The next user is inside of me, the washing machine.

Fortunately, the whole blade just completely shatters into tiny fragments, as diamond is actually very brittle.

The next user is trapped at the end of the universe with no way to escape or time travel.

The entire galaxy also went there with me, so I don't notice anything

The next user is living in a house and in the house which is located in the center of yellowstone when there was a super eruption