You didn't tie me up properly. I hop away and you miss.

 

I fall on the next user's head feet-first and I am wearing steel shoes.

I get burned, but I survive.

The next user is a Shedinja sent out in a field with Stealth Rocks. (For those who don't know pokemon, when a Shedinja goes into a field with Stealth Rocks, it dies. Instantly.)

I evolve into.... Whatever Shedinjia evolves into and am able to pass through the field unharmed.

 

The next user didn't send that cursed comment to 10 other people and will die due to... reasons...

I don't have a bed, so bloody mary cannot hide under my bed and kill me.

 

The next user is a computer who got a computer virus.

I still write code with a typewriter so it cant get a virus :D

The next user must write "Hello World" in 2 languages or face a inevitable BSOD.

I can write in 3 languages.

 Privet Mir - russian

Hallo Welt - German

Greek dosent work and english - Hellp world.

 

 

The next user is a rat in a cats stomach.

it hits me very slowly, and its dust. i dig out of it.

 

 

 

the next user is the ground zero of a oncoming 10Km asteroid that is stone and very heavy.