I am walking around in my normal place in my normal world, when suddenly an unbreakable cheese shredder comes out of no where and glides across my arm. Normally it would shred the top layer of my skin, but because I am a individual who wears clothes it shreds a part of my jacket. Other than needing a new one, I'm completely fine.

The next user is stuck within the mind of kafka with no way to teleport out.

The shredder is pocket-sized. I scream out in pain as it makes a small cut in my finger, and put it back into its protective casing.

The next user is eaten by VIRS.

mud lava and for 0.0000000000000000000000000000001th of a second.

THe next user is my dinner, pls dont run away (u can if u want)

with a sleeping dart, i survive.

the next user is my dinner, they cant run away, no one shoots me, i dont choke, i dont leave them for later, etc

You are so full you pop after the first bite on my arm. Disgusting.

The next user can't even.

NEWB is a very famos player

The next user is a noob on a pro server, he actually sucks at it.