I am an alien where chrolene is the atmosphere.

Next user is drop-kicked to the moon, slapped back down to the earth, blown up in a H-bomb, thrown into the sun, pulled out of the sun, crushed by two planets colliding, gets whacked back down to earth, jaywalks, gets thrown into a black hole, teleported into another portion of the universe, gets hit by a bus, and is buried in a blue desert planet.

im a ombie now...........errr.......i ervive....brainzzzzz

the next user has Patric starfish belltflop on him and then falls into a killer beehive.

Fortunately, I have a sheet of gold-based thermal insulation which I use to reflect the Sun's heat away. In addition, I was thrown on a trajectory that would result in a close encounter with the Sun, but not a collision. As a result, I orbit back away from the Sun, until I manage to bit the Earth.

The next user is trapped on an asteroid that is leaving the solar system, which will result in you freezing to death.

The asteroid was in a trajectory near Jupiter, so its gravity pulled me back and the astoroid strangely came slower and hit a space station, where some people took me out of the ice and helped me getting back to Earth.

The next user is the sun in the last hour of its life.