Id already be dead, seeing as the 100 gallons of nitroglycerine would create lot of pressure on the bottom few gallons, causing it to explode. But fortunately, my handy dandy timeknife saves the day, stopping time and cutting the tape.

This feels like its getting old really fast... next user kicked out of plane blah blah yadda yadda

Being the pilot of the plane I had a parachute. The next user is on a plane with no pilot, rapidly losing altitude.

Also there are more posts here than on the crap page of course its getting old.