I was not standing near anyone at the time, so I faced slightly less risk of death than I would had I been standing closer to someone.

The next user touches a live wire carrying enouch current to kill an elephant.

I try to kill myself via hanging. The rope breaks and I fall right onto the man that was controlling me, killing them and stopping the mind control.

The next user was the guy I fell on.

That guy who was mind controlling you was mind controlled by a whale. Thus, I am the whale.

The next user is quartered multiple times by running into a set of extremely sharp, tight and unbreakable piano cords.

The cords are not attached to anything.

The next user has all the neutrons in their body turned into protons.

I have a knife, and use it to cut my way out. 

@Kikkin (View Post)

 then why did you reply you useless reptile

The next user is the snake I cut myself out of.