you distilate the distilator

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I wish for many bonsai tress

A panda goes nom nom nom nom nom on it and eats it all. But the Chinese strapped explosives to the panda and it detonated right next to your koi pond, stressing you out so bad you kill...all the pandas in the world. Then you get captured by Kony and get analed to death. Gruesome...

I wish for fine china stacked to the moon. Corrupt that if you may.

granted but the top one falls and goes through re-entry and lands on your toe.

I wish for everything to be nothing and nothing to be everything

Everything is created by the creator of nothing, therefore creating an irreversible paradox effect.

I wish for a meme of my own.

Granted. You bend over and suck my dick.

I wish for FinalFlash50 to tell me an answer to my serious question.

Granted, but you dislike the answer and try to kill him.

The key grants you so much knowledge that your head explodes.

I wish that my model trebuchet was full size.

Granted, your full size trebuchet kills someone, and you go to jail.