@Colt (View Post)
You get a leather seat for my bike but then i come along and cut it with a stanley knife. :P

I wish for a fairley slim cow. O_o

I tip it over and it falls onto you, but because it is slim it only slightly crushes you, but not killing you.

I wish for a cup of cold milk. From your cow. >:D

You are forced to listen to Skrillex all the time after someone puts glue on the ear pads (the cows "glue" came back to get you :) so you cannot take them off, and your face gets melted after so many dirty drops and bass in the beat.

I wish for two tissues to wipe my face off. Not one. Two. Would you only use one? :P

It deafens you with increased HD audio quality.

I wish I wasn't at the beach right now...

granted. A rabid potato spawns in a cucumber and carbonises your wheat silo.

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I wish for more pasties

Im assuming you meant pastries, and by pastries I mean radioactive scones of death, and by death and by death I mean radiation sickness sweeping across all of Europe, and by europe I mean global war after Russia is blamed, and by. Lakes I mean a Korean warlord framing Russia, and by framing I mean stealing the. Nuclear pastries being stolen from Russia, and by stolen I mean two men forming a Unbreakable bond of friendship and mutually assured destruction during a time of failure to stop the exportation of the pastries, and by export I mean the smuggling of them, and by smuggling I mean the pastries being delivered to houses all across Europe, and by houses I mean innocent civilians eating them and dying. Must you wish for more pastries still?

Granted, flash stops complaining, but you get bored and wish for her complaining again.