thankfully I was shrunk down to the exact size of myself made of strings not requiring to adjust.. although it did feel kinda funny.

The next user has been scrambled irreparably while trying to use a teleporter... its pretty messy.

I am a robot. My owner finds all the scattered parts and recouples them.

The next user is also a robot. Being infected by a CPU-destroying computer virus.

Fortunately I am in year 2615 and computer viruses are almost extinct, so my anti-virus destryed the virus before he could do any harm.

 The next user is hit by lightning and vaporized.

My brain was salvaged, and inserted into a new body.

The next user is burnt at the stake.

The singularity has zero life or tmp, so it simply disappears. Also, INSL is flammable, so you still died.

The next user is a diamond that is being superheated in the presence of oxygen. Under these conditions you rapidly burn into carbon dioxide gas.

I burned into carbon dioxide, but my owner was sad and rich, so he made scientists turn me back into carbon and then turned me into diamond again c:  .

The next user doesnt have internet and will never have internet again, even if from other people.

I upgrade to unlimited cellular data, and use that to create a hotspot whenever I need to access the web.

The next user is in a plane crash.