Granted that chair is throne of hell have fun running hell.

Granted. The world descends into a lawless hell.

I wish for an explosive toy monkey, similar to the ones featured in games like Call Of Duty.

@IronRhino (View Post)
You bring it to school, with it hidden in your pocket, and then all of a sudden it explodes in you pants. *eww*

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I ThisMustBeHalo's picture didn't look like a man licking a puppy...

granted now it looks like a man lickeng your moms t!ts.

granted but you can neither confirm nor deny the fact

i wish that i found a small meteor in my yard 

@AngrySpam (View Post)
Off Topic: It IS a man licking a cat. It's George Bush.
On Topic: It carries a deadly space disease that infects you when you try to investigate.

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I wish for 100,000$ in my Steam Wallet.

Granted but steam crashes and you lose it all

i wish i was immune to everything

Granted, you survive waves of diseases and assasinations. Congrats!  You are the last person on earth.

Granted. The man is so big you get sucked ontp his gravitational pull.

I wish my spoon was too big.