granted but it has only the deffinition of your name.

Granted. You are a waffle. I eat you.

I wish I had a ball of bouncy.

Granted but it bounces into space and into the sun

I wish for hovershoes

Granted, you levitate into space until you are enveloped by the Sun.

I wish I died saving millions of (non-terrorist, evil, antagonist etc.) human lives.

granted but you have to share hell with Adolph Hitler.

granted but all the bullys go to another planet and bomb the Earth

I wish that the world had two moons

Granted but tsunamis become very frequent and powerful, destroying the world, one wave crash at a time.

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I wish for cinnamon applesauce.

Granted but IronRhino eats it....

I wish mer-people were real

They are cannabalistic and eat you.

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I wish for a LEGAL AK-47.

EDIT: Wow, nice one...

@ThisMustBeHalo (View Post)
it's pink and fires nerf rounds.

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I wish I could spawn anything I make in tpt, in real life.