Fortunately, there happened to be some water in the path of the bullet. On impact with the water, he bullet shattered into tiny fragments which immediately slowed down to harmless velocities.

The next user is hit by an asteroid that is moving at 99.99999% of the speed of light relative to you. At that high speed, the energy released is sufficient to violently convert you into a cloud of radiation.

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I continue living as a cloud. What are you going to do about it?

The next user inhales antrhax spores, cyanide and mercury vapor all at once.

I am a robot designed to clean the air within a lab. (Don't ask what is going on in there)

The next user is a normal human being who is totally naked, in the prehistoric age (so no vaccines or modern medicine or technology), and is being injected with the Ebola virus.

I am become death itself.

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Next user finds himself on Pluto without any space equipment.

I am in my secret base on Pluto.

The next user is on Pluto's moon Charon without a space suit or base. You are completely unprotected against the vacuum of space and the extremely cold Charonian surface. In addition, no one knows you are there, so there is no rescue either.

But I live on de moon as an alien...so I have adapted completely.

le nexte usor iz being shot at by sniporze

I teleport to de moon. UMADBRO?

Next dude gets turned into quark-gluon plasma, and then the plasma goes into a newly created black hole.

I destabilize the black hole, which explodes, pushing me back to earth.

The next user is hit by quark-gluon plasma travelling at 0.999999999999999999 times the speed of light.

And I absorb it.

the next user is a sandwich that is being eaten by a fat person that will eat anything.

I am a metal sandwich, so the fat person breaks his teeth attempting to eat me and drops me.

Next user is in the middle of space, about to get crushed by 2 planets colliding.