Im not chuck norris. I am Darth Anihlus. My face, as well as my whole body, is covered in a shock absorbing, indestructible material. I feel nothing when I hit the door.

 

The next player finds herobrine. Herobrine kills them. They respawn, but only to discover that their spawnpoint is in a looted stronghold full of monsters.

I have cheats on. I simply type GameMode 1.

 

The next user falls inside a pit of molten plutonium.

The plutonium mutates me into a being that can control and create heat before it could burn me.

 

The next player shoots themself in the head with a REAL gun (with proper bullets) because the thing they ate was so incredibly spicy that the taste would never end. If they get brought back to life, they will shoot themself again because the taste would still be there.

Before I get resurected because magic, my friend puts cold milk into my mouth so the taste goes again.

 

The next user explodes via nuke.

My friend used a time machine to travel back to the past and warn me.

 

The next user is DIED, he is currently died, nobody knows him and he is a normal weak human.

I find a bottle of water that restores my powers.

The next user is stuck in space with no oxygen or heat.

Fortunately, I was only in space for one second before falling back into Earth's atmosphere. In addition, I received sufficient heat from the Sun that I did not even start to cool down, since the vacuum of space is actually a good insulator.

 

The next user is in a similar situation, except you are stranded in orbit around Pluto. Not only does Pluto not have a considerable atmosphere, but it is far enough from the Sun that there is not enough thermal radiation to keep you warm.

I am some sort of super-God A.K.A. Chuck Norris.

 

The next user is stranded in the middle of the Pacific Ocean without any land, food or drinkable water for hundreds of miles. There are no ships and no equipment nearby. You are exhausted, thristy and hungry and feel something like a shark's teeth grinding on your leg... Hm.

Oh, that shark? I know him very well, he is my friend.

Protcom: "Hey Sharpy, can you please bring me back home?"

Sharpy: "Sure!"

 

The next user is in a blank space where nothing is available (just a black and empty space), he lost his memory, he don't even know how to talk that means he don't even know how to use any device and he will die shortly because he don't have food to eat, drinkable water and oxygen. He is just a normal person

That exists. It is called stickman in powder toy with no gravity.

 

The next user is spaghettified and eaten by SING.