@therocketeer (View Post)
He corrupts your wishes and your government.

I wish for a nuclear bunker.

there is a gas leakage, and it's locked shut due to nuclear threat.

I wish for a blendtech blender.

You get your blender, but it becomes possessed and jumps on your head. While it's on.


I wish for an ATM machine that gives me $1,000,000,000 dollars.

@SirMackingtosh10 (View Post)
It is monopoly money -.- (are you happy rocketeer? its short lawl)

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i wish i owned google, and every time a person used it i got 1 dollar (in real money)

Granted, but Eric Schmidt (CEO of Google) comes to your house and murders you. Also, the money is dipped in arsenic.


I wish for four kittens which never poop or need to eat or drink and they will never run away or attack me or anyone else and they never get sick or die and they won't be ugly or robots.

They get eaten by robots with opposite characteristics.

I wish my cat wasn't fat. Eh I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!

Your cat becomes too skinny to move and he is catnapped and used as a pencil for the rest of his existence.


I wish for a better computer.

I steal it.

I wish for a jar.

I stole it from you and gave it to a robber a few seconds later.

I wish for mouthwash. IRK...

The mouthwash appears above your head with no container.