I would have died, if it wasn't the future and we had imortality technology.

The next user gets targeted by every single nuclear missile on Earth. They launch them straight towards your face, you are a normal human, in your normal house, in your normal clothes. (normal by today's standards)

@Darthan (View Post)

 That's why I EMPed them. After they were disabled, they could no longer change anything into nanobots. I survived because I was outside the area already affected by them.

@Kikkin (View Post)

Fortunetely, I happen to have a casing made out of depleted uranium. The flak cannons don't do a lot of damage due to how hard the material is.

The atoms in next user's body have suddenly been replaced with unstable Higgs bosons.

I forgot what that means. Ignorance is bliss.

The next user gets royally f**ked by the British artilary brigade. (+10 points if you got the reference!)

I implode instead, killing everyone around me but myself.

The next person will have broken bones. That are explosive.

but it didn't ignite, so not explode. I went to hospital and replace these to metal ones.

next user have no problem today. tomorrow, you wake up and see a 2m tall muscular guy swinging huge axe in front of you. you are a NORMAL HUMAN without any protection, weapon or equipment.

NORMAL by the future's standards, meaning that I have a jetpack implanted into me and a robotic arm. I pimpslap that guy and he runs away to his mommy.

The next user falls straight into the world's largest sinkhole without any equipment.