Before you shoot me, I shoot YOU with 0.44inch magnum because I AM INSANE HAHAHA!!!

user below is next patient and I shoot every patient with my magnum

Fortunately, my depleted uranium armor which I happen to have is more than sufficient to stop the bullets from your magnum. You are then arrested and thrown in jail for attempted murder.

The next user is directly hit by the radiation beam from a quasar. Unfortunately, the beam is also strong enough to vaporize you via thermal radiation.

I have a nice DMND spaceship.

The next user is buried under CNCT. You suffocate to death.

The next user is stuck in a DMND, teleportation proof, box.

I open a portal to a different universe, walk forward a few meters, and then open a second portal back into our universe, allowing me to leave the box without having to teleport through it.

The next user is trapped in an indestructible box that is falling into the Sun. You cannot teleport or escape the box by any other means. In addition, even though the box is indestructible, the heat conducting through it will roast you to death.

I turn heat sim and gravity off, so the box passes through unharmed (it is indestructible).

The next user falls out of the edge of the simulation area. There are no walls, and this is vanilla tpt.

I scream in rage that my stickman died YET AGAIN in TPT, but then I shrug it off and go to bed.

The next user falls a 30 storey flight of stairs head-first.

I wake up as soon as I reached the bottom (I have this dream, over and over... I lean against the top floor stair handle bar, and it crashes, and I fall)

The next player commits all 7 sins, and god stops them from breathing (no offense if you have another religion).

I die and go to Heaven. How? There musta been a mix-up or something.

The next user is Hitler, and I'm right outside his window holding a 12 gauge shotgun that is ready to fire and there are no guards nearby.