I am behind a 500 meter thick, insulted titanium wall, with a force field around it, extra soft padding on the inside, zero chocking hazards, tons of food, water and oxygen and the bunker is located 5 km under the Atlantic Ocean.
The next user insults a moderator.
Fortunately, heavy water cannot get offended. (Heavy water is a neutron moderator used in nuclear reactors.)
The next user is a fragment of diamond that is being burnt into carbon dioxide gas. Note: you are the diamond found in real life and not the Powder Toy version.
Luckily I fell in the water after some iresposnible idoit set me on fire and kicked me, so I live (partly)
The next user is a pony who is about to have his/her home nuked with antimatter fusion nukes and surounded by the entire US army, navy, and airforce, along with pony haters (I want to know what would really happen, maybe we could make a thread like warfare and tatics or whatever for this)
You Th, bitch, repost, fuck, I'm Russian, I fucked your logic! BITCH!
Errr... Oookay?
The next user is condemned to a life of eating only vegemite and hard apple cider. MWAHAHAHA.
Grammer nazi anti-grammer rebels cell inside. We is interrogation grammar nazi
The next user is an ordinary stickman being bombarded by neutrons. You are not protected by anything, and your life is 1.