That was just a hologram of me.

The next user is a dream crab after someone woke up. (Here's some info.)

I use my teleportation device to move myself into a dimension where zombies are impossible. In addition, I teleported the zombies six billion years into the future, to a time where the world is so hot that human and zombie flesh vaporize, and the sun is expanding into a red giant.

The next user was one of the zombies. You are trapped outside during mid day when the red giant sun is overhead, with no shelter anywhere. There is also no water on Earth anymore, since it has all boiled away. As a result, you are now slowly vaporizing in the intense heat.

I explode into a huge supernova, engulfing many planets, and my remains slowly swirl back into a new star.

The next user is a regular human who was hit by the force of my supernova. You do not have any armour, you are on the surface of the Earth, and you do not have any vehicle.

The sandwich is a test to see if it can survive in no gravity and no pressure. The crew testing it accidentally lets go of me, sending me into a stable orbit around the moon.

The next user is being eaten by SING.

I taste terrible so the SING runs to the bathroom to brush his teeth, giving me time to escape.

The next user trips, gets a concusion and falls straight in front of a train going at 400km/h.

HitlerSucks:

I taste terrible

The next user has a nuclear bomb taped to his back. You can't reach it and it will detonate in 3 seconds.