Granted. It's a chocolate chip cookie freshly baked. You are now allergic to chocolate.

lol just noticed the page number

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...and since there's nothing to grant, @meep2000, I will wish for you.

I wish for more space.

So if i get bueried alive i can live
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I wish i was rich and had 10000000000000 pounds come to me everyday (its emmien)

Granted, but in pounds of lead. You are now a pancake.

I wish for a pancake.

I add an "I" at the end. You are arrested.

I wish for a coaster.

Granted. You are now a waffle and I don't know why. Fear that, my friend.

I wish for a toaster.

granted, but when there is a zombie apocalypse, your 3ds is useless.

I wish you were space.