I type this up because there is no attack.

The next user is a piece of regular 8 1/2 by 11 inch piece of paper being fed into a diamond-bladed cross-cut paper shredder.

Fortunately, a chunk of wurtzite boron nitride fell into the shredder before I did. Since this material is somewhat harder than diamond, it jammed the shredder and destroyed the diamond blades.

The next user is a piece of paper being fed into an incinerator.

I am gas. but paper AGAIN??? lol

Incinerator wasn't fueled

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user below is thrown into crocodile pit

The crocodiles don't do anything. I'm just that cool.

The next user is taped to an over-sized firework that is being launched into the sun for new year's eve.

You wanted to say-I'm burning the steak.

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The next user's body is being crushed down completely into neutron star material, being a normal human...and it's not a dream.

it wasent a dream - it was a dream within a dream :D

The next user is being attacked by a dream crab(a parasite that sucks your brain out while you are asleep, giving you a nice dream so you dont wake up. And no one can wake you up)

Fortunately, it turns out that dream crabs are allergic to ionizing radiation, dying if exposed to even a tiny amount above the normal background, so I simply sleep with a piece of uranium to keep them away.

The next user also being attacked by a dream crab, and you don't have anything radioactive to kill or repel them with.

I taste so horrible the crab leaves. I then wake up, butter him up, then toss him into the boiling water of a pot, then put the lid on.

The next user is that crab.