Survive The Attack
-
I use my awesomeacular Neo skills and dodge all the bullets.
The next user is wearing some scuba-diving gear, only that he filled his air tanks with pure oxygen.
(In case you don't know, pure oxygen is toxic to humans)
-
Fortunately, since it is pure oxygen, I don't need as much of it, so I did not fill the tanks to their full capacity. (Pure oxygen is only toxic if it is pressurized. Under normal atmospheric pressure, it is no longer toxic, but it will make flammable things burn far faster.)
The next user is in a similar situation, except their tanks were full of fluorine, which reacts violently with organic matter, and the results are toxic as well.
-
I didn't care at joint,so I drank water instead of fluorine, I didn't die
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
user below IS NORMAL HUMAN who is in Chernobyl reacter, in 1986.
you don't have anything but cecium which you ate in your mouth.
-
Yes, I am at the reactor, but on the 25th of April, a day before the meltdown happened. I promptly walk away and get to a safe distance.
The next user believes everything they read on the internet:
You will die in the next 2 hours
-
Nearly two hours have passed. I sit at a table, eating my favorite meal. Suddenly, my alarm starts beeping. Time to die.
I prepare myself for the worst, and wait. After a few minutes have passed, I begin to wonder - what if the internet lied to me? Outraged, I log on to the site where I was told I would die, and post this story of my survival.
Angry at having been lied to, I find the next user and poison them. -
I get hit by a fish. I become flustered at this fish just coming up to me and flying in my face, but then I remember reading about poison. I sigh in relief as I realize the previous user had misspelled poisson (French for fish) for poison.
The next user instantly evaporates. -
I wanted to be gas.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
10 of 9mm bullets racing directly into below user's brain and heart,
he is a NORMAL HUMAN and he is tied on immobile 10t truck without 1mL
of fuel.
BTW, HitlerSucks, you whenever die in fueled reacter, and cecium in your mouth, is extremely dangerous,
so you die
Edited once by JunHyoungLee. Last: 29th Dec 2014
