Granted. But then you get hit by a snowball.

I wish for an iTunes Gift Caed for $1000.

Granted you get a $1000 Canadian Automated Export Declaration (Caed)

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I wish for a GE-103B-T

Granted. But now it is hard to play, since a real flower is growing itself across the chords.

I wish for more wishes to corrupt.

granted, they wish for curruptions.

I wish for a BBQ

Granted, you are 2 hours early, it is very cold and you must wait for the doors to open.

I wish this wasn't the 4000th post on wish corrupter