Survive The Attack
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because of gravity, I am back to the Earth.
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user below is tied in front of the train that is rushing to you in 400km/h
and you are a normal person
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The knots of the tie where so badly made they just broke after a small amount of struggling. Then I just moved back out of the way, right as the train was about to cross, I accidentally pushed a man in front of it... Oops.
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The next user was that man...
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OH MY GOD JUNHYOUNGLEE! DO YOU EVEN SCIENCE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MORE GRAVITY A PULSAR HAS THAN EARTH? YOU'RE STILL DEAD! GET OVER IT!
Back to topic, I was JunHyoungLee and I broke the laws of physics, dematerializing and letting the train pass straight through me.
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The next user inbetween two giant walls of lead slowly moving to crush you to death and you are you, a normal human so don't use scientificy winjy binjy. The machinery moving it doesn't brake in any way and you are trapped in the room with no hover craft!
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I don't move and remain calm during the entire period the walls get closer and closer. They stop moving right as they reach me, leaving me unharmed.
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The next user is wearing a vest rigged to explode. It is stuck to your body and it will go boom after about 6 seconds. So hurry up. The longer you read this you will lose more time.
Why are you still reading?
Stop!
You're going to explode!
STOP READING!
You will blow up and destroy everyone within a 2 mile radius!
Did I mention that the bomb strapped to you is a nuclear warhead?
Well now you know!
And that's why you should stop reading and concentrate!
STOP!
Oh, yeah, there's also a pair of scissors next you.
Perhaps use them to disarm the bomb?
STOP READING AND DO IT ALREADY!
SOOOP!
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ok first of all- SOOOP?
I read too long. But a me from the future came back and tried to stop me, but couldn't, so another me came, and another, and another, and created a time paradox so none of this happened._________________________________________________________________________________________
The next user has the vest in an alternate timeline created by the paradox
Edited once by LegoNinja. Last: 17th Dec 2014 -
Fortunately, I had some liquid nitrogen, which I quickly applied to the battery powering the explosives. The extreme cold shut down the battery long enough for me to remove the explosive vest and get to a safe distance.
Tje next user is a normal human who is hit by a relativistic baseball traveling at 90% of the speed of light. You cannot get out of the way, since you don't have the reaction time needed, and you will still die even if not hit, due to the resulting thermonuclear explosion from the ball fusing with atoms in the air.
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Luckily, I had a baseball bat with me. I throw the bat towards the baseball which luckily deflected the ball far away enough from me to not affect me with the explosions and deflect the ball towards another direction.
The next user makes protcom so mad with the underscores (___) that he tracks you down and tries to kill you.
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Thankfully, I was disarmed.
The next user falls into a vulcano after a hicking expedition went wrong. You only have basic climing equipment.
