Now presenting: TPT, the play. Directed by Lockheedmartin

00:13:11 * Lockheedmartin has joined
00:13:40 * Lockheedmartin opens doors and the wind picks up. Doors slam shut. Silence.
00:14:00 * Catelite has joined
00:14:14 * Lockheedmartin Stage direction: Low tone poka music.
00:14:46 <Lockheedmartin> A little black piano is heard in the background playing a sonata. Minor.
00:15:36 <Lockheedmartin> Merbo sternly says:
00:16:52 * Lockheedmartin as an awkward silence occurs again the audience starts to look around for a high key whistling sound.
00:19:27 <mniip> wat
00:20:22 <Lockheedmartin> Mniip surprisgly reacts to the awkward silence. The stage director shuffles through more scripts.
00:21:01 <mniip> OHGOD NO
00:21:07 <mniip> capital M
00:21:37 <Lockheedmartin> As the overwhelming sensation of being insult happens on Mniip, Doxin procedes to the front door.
00:21:47 * Lockheedmartin A knock occures from Doxin.
00:22:10 <Doxin> lol
00:22:23 <Doxin> Lockheedmartin: protocol abuse?
00:22:38 <Lockheedmartin> The laughter ensues Doxin as the door happens to swing open. Revealing Mniip's torubled home.
00:23:24 <Lockheedmartin> Mniip with the shocked look and responds:
00:23:39 <mniip> ...
00:24:27 <Lockheedmartin> Then his nieghboor Flambe appears to ask for a cup of salt, but as always Mniip responds with:
00:25:05 <mniip> none left
00:25:42 <Lockheedmartin> With no salt he then leaves, Doxin and Mniip go off to the party being hosted at Merbo's home.
00:27:01 * Lockheedmartin stage lights dim for the first time and the curtains close while ninjas move the set around.
00:28:33 * Lockheedmartin the lights are lit brightly again and the audience adjust their eyes to the stage's new setting: A farm house in Australlia.
00:29:11 * Lockheedmartin the home opens up and we see ief015 taking a freshly backed pie out an oven.
00:29:53 --mniip-- lolwut
00:32:09 <Lockheedmartin> As ief015 is taking the pie out of the oven, there is a sudden thought. There are no pecans...
00:33:07 <Lockheedmartin> At which Doxin and Minip arrive at the door.
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00:33:28 * Lockheedmartin They listen into the home and hear a slight hum of music.
00:33:56 <Lockheedmartin> Mniip then goes to the back where the window to the kitchen is.
00:34:10 * Lockheedmartin ief015 places the pie on the window sill and leaves for 5 minutes.
00:34:22 * Lockheedmartin Mniip takes the pie and runs.
00:34:33 <mniip> wot
00:35:27 <mniip> well, at least i have pie
00:35:36 <Lockheedmartin> As such, an hour later passes and ief015 is found crying on the sink. At which Catelite arrives.
00:36:06 * Lockheedmartin Catelite sneaks into the home hoping to scare ief015, but finds one that is crying over the sink.
00:36:29 <Lockheedmartin> Catelite blantentler asks:
00:36:42 <SexiesCookie> blantentler :P
00:37:17 * Lockheedmartin the Audience member is escorted out because of the yelling involved involving popcorn.
00:38:02 <Lockheedmartin> *Ahem*
00:38:04 <Lockheedmartin> Catelite blantentler asks:
00:38:51 <Merbo> if you fucking spam again
00:39:00 <Merbo> i am going to shove my dick so far up your pretty little ass
00:39:07 <Merbo> that you will have to swallow it back out your ass
00:39:14 <Doxin> lol
00:39:46 <mniip> lmao
00:40:18 * Lockheedmartin The lights dim again as they prepare to move around more furnature.
00:40:44 <SexiesCookie> wtf does furnature have to do with what cate said about the crying ief015?
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00:44:08 <boxmein> Ugh
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This play was performed on #powder on april 11th. http://mniip.com/lua/log.lua?start=2013.4.12-0:0:00&finish=2013.4.12-0:51:00
Due to low ticket sales and bad reviews, no new performances have been scheduled.

[15:08:41] <jacob1> I might have to start hiding unfunny posts, lol